UBlondie ukholelwa kuSanta Claus - ngubani omnye oya kuzisa itshekhi ye-100 yeedola kwi-reindeer? Kwaye ukumbulela, unokucinga, ufuna njengenjakazi yoNyaka oMtsha! Ukuba bendinguye, ngokuqinisekileyo ngendingatsho ukuthi hayi-kunye neerandi zam, nazo. Ngoko wasebenzisa umlomo wakhe ukuze afumane isixa esipheleleyo! Kwaye i-dessert ngolwimi ikhululekile!
Ndiyawathanda amantombazana anamabhanti e-garter emathangeni awo. Ingathi bavuma ukuba bangamagqakhwe. Nali intshontsho lincanca inkuku emngxunyeni. Akakhathali nokuba ungena bani emlonyeni wakhe, omnyama okanye omhlophe, omncinci nomdala. Iingceba zakhe zivuleleke kumntu wonke.
Yonke into icacile - wamkhohlisa ngesondo, kodwa ngubani ngokwenene owayifotayo? Ngokucacileyo wayifota ngekhamera eyahlukileyo kunaleyo wayeyiphethe ezandleni zakhe! Ikhamera efihliweyo ayiniki le angle kunye nomgangatho wokudubula! Ke ikhamera ekwigumbi elinekhamera yobuchwephesha kunye nekhamera ezandleni zakhe umgama nje.
Amathokazi amabini angamapolisa abambe umoni. Endaweni yokuba bamfundele amalungelo akhe, baqalisa ukuxhuzula bemncanca. Kanye ngexesha. Babeminxeka kuyo. Ukuvuza. Emva koko babenza bakhothe amantshontsho abo baze bawafake. Abazange bahlale phantsi bengenzi nto. Ngelixesha ebebasebenza bekhothana. Yiloo nto endiyibiza ngokuba kunyanzeliso lomthetho. Andinangxaki nakuphithizela ngolo hlobo mna.